Say it with us now: "Penis, penis, penis. Vagina, vagina, vagina." We'd bet the farm that it was way easier for you to blurt out the correct term for male anatomy than it was to say vagina. Why the hell is that? When it comes to our own human body parts, for some reason it feels weird just uttering the syllables. Even more infuriating is the fact that modern society is totally cool with throwing around slang terms for vagina that are infinitely creepier and way more offensive than the medical term.
Need proof? We rounded up every single word for the female anatomy we could think of. From the tame to the say-whaaat? to the just plain juvenile, there's apparently nothing we won't do to avoid saying vagina.
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1. Vag
2. Vajayjay
3. Box
4. Nether regions
5. Lady business
6. Lady V
7. Hoo-haw
8. Cha-cha
9. Lady bits
10. Crotch
11. Muff
12. Kitty
13. Cooch
14. Cooter
15. Snatch
16. Snapper
17. Beaver
18. Cookie
19. Cupcake
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20. Coin purse
21. Lady flower
22. Honey pot
23. Poon
24. Punani
25. Twat
26. Gash
27. Banana basket
28. Flower pot
29. Fine china
30. Juice box
31. Pink panther
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32. Hot pocket
33. Bikini bizkit
34. Penis fly trap
35. Vertical smile
36. Dew flaps
37. Flaming lips
38. Puff pillow
39. Notorious V.A.G.
40. Furburger
41. Bearded clam
42. Sausage wallet
43. Panty hamster
44. Meat curtains
45. Penis garage
46 Pink taco
47. Axe wound
48. Penis snuggie
49. P****
50. C*** (just, no).
Originally published December 2015. Updated October 2017.