Whether you thought pregnancy sex was the cat's pajamas or couldn't find time to enjoy it between the violent vomiting, hemorrhoids and fatigue, you're likely to find that at least one of these candid confessions really hits home.
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Team lots of sex
The women on team lots of sex are cleared and ready for takeoff. A special combination of perfectly aligned hormones, glossy hair and a willing partner means that there's not much standing between them and boots knockin', right? Well, kind of:
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We've got some bad news for that last one in regards to how relaxing her life is about to be.
Team husbands just don't understand
Women on this team have husbands and partners that run the gamut from obliviously horny to disappointingly horrified. Oh, and the odd a**hole, of course. Be warned: Profanity ahead.
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Team food
Most pregnant women will find themselves on team food at one point or another, as long as they can stop throwing up long enough to get there. These two women seem pretty ambivalent about sex, because their priorities lie elsewhere. Namely, pizza.
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Hey, we're not even going to judge. The hormones want what they want and clearly hers want pizza.