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You could jump out of the frying pan and right into the fire if you aren’t careful. Mercury in Aries is making you shrill, defensive and a tad overwrought. This will be abundantly clear on April 7 and 8 when a partner or spouse tries to talk to you about your relationship. How can this person speak candidly if you treat everything that he says like an indictment? This isn’t exactly conducive to fostering trust, much less intimacy. Thankfully the Mars/Neptune sextile on April 12 will lower the tension levels and put you in a more relaxed headspace.
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You might be surprised by how quickly you go from dating to mating now that Jupiter is out of retrograde (April 8). In fact, you will see your life transform dramatically over the next four months. If you’ve been living on your own, then you will move in with your Significant Other during this time. If already domestically partnered, you could tie the knot, or even welcome a new addition to the family. Setting up house and home will top the list of your priorities and you may surprise yourself and friends with your single-minded focus on nest building.
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You said you were over him, but are you? That’s the question that will be uppermost in mind on April 11 when Venus reintroduces an ex back into your life. Loved ones and friends will try to discourage you from seeing him again, but a lot has changed since the last time you saw each other and you’ve both grown in your own unique and separate ways. Whether that is enough to bring you back together remains to be seen which is why it’s worth a look-see. Venus will be in your zodiac sign until May 7.
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They say that if you can’t stand the heat, then you should get out of the kitchen. But what if getting out of the kitchen means jumping out of the frying pan and right into the fire? That’s the dilemma you will face on Monday when the sun conjoins Uranus, the planet of surprise upsets and unexpected plot twists. It’s no use putting off the inevitable. You’ve reached the point in a relationship where you really must do what you think is best. Just remember that any decision you make is better than no decision at all.
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It’s been hard to tell if things were off or on for months. You have Jupiter turning retrograde in Leo on Dec. 8 to blame. Jupiter retrogrades bring plenty of fumbling and bumbling as people try to distinguish the difference between their heads and their derrieres. Thankfully retrogrades don't last forever as you will see on April 8 when Jupiter resumes direction. If you hear from him on that day, then that means you two are good to launch. And if you don’t? Move on because this guy clearly doesn’t know a good thing when he’s got it.
Next: Virgo horoscope
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There’s an undeniable link between sex and food. Satisfy your carnal desires and you’ll burn calories like nobody’s business. That’s because when you’re partying between the sheets, you’re having too much fun to think about what’s for dinner. However the reverse can also be true. Put sex on hold — or treat it like a chore or an afterthought (as Virgos and wont to do) — and you can watch the waistline expand. Now you can put yourself on a diet or you can schedule some extra time in the day for him. The decision is up to you.
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It looks like a partner or spouse will finally get his lucky break on April 6 thanks to a spectacular sun/Uranus conjunction in Aries. This can only be good news for you. Truth to tell it’s been exhausting having to prop up his drooping spirits while sitting through his endless rounds of analysis followed by analysis of his analysis. Thankfully this will all be behind you as he prepares to embark upon a new job or enterprise. This revival of self-confidence will boost his performance in the bedroom — which couldn’t come soon enough as far as you’re concerned.
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Don’t look now but you’re growing into a kinder, gentler Scorpio. You have the Mars/Neptune sextile on April 12 to thank for this remarkable transformation. It’s like you can feel people’s pain and that you really get where they’re coming from — even if they treated you poorly in the past. This allows you to see past the eye-for-an-eye tit for tat and to peer into the wounded soul underneath. The result will be a true emotional understanding and a deep psychic healing as you wash away years of grievances and treat it all like water under the bridge.
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This looks like an exciting week for you because shake-ups in the planetary status quo are exactly what you’ve been waiting for. You’ve sat quietly by while friends and co-workers have sabotaged their relationships, decided to “consciously uncouple” or filed for divorce. This means that there is currently a mass exodus of guys who have been sent packing and it’s more than likely that more than just a few of them will beat a path to your door. This gives you the pick of the litter. Have fun choosing which one you want to take home.
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Anyone who thinks that you will always be tried and true may have another “think” coming on Thursday when Mercury passes under the beams of the sun. If there’s anything you can’t abide it’s being taken for granted. Yes, you pride yourself on being reliable and dependable, but that doesn’t mean you’re to be confused with some everyday fixture. You are nobody’s potted fern. You’ve known for some time that the rules of the game needed to change and they will. So much so that not even you will know what the score will be until April 16.
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Jupiter comes out of retrograde on April 8 and so do you. Retrograde refers to a backward motion and it’s during this time that you will feel like you’re losing ground rather than gaining it. Jupiter has been retrograde in that part of your solar chart that pertains to relationships since Dec. 8. This would explain why your love life resembled a Cistercian nun’s, why you kept returning to that toxic relationship and/or your avid interest in stray cats. Thankfully your time spent in reverse is at an end and you can expect to make some real progress.
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You and a potential paramour have been circling around the question of who’s going to make the first move. You want him to, but he still isn’t sure about what you want which is why he’s playing his cards close to his chest. He’s picking up on that deep-seated ambivalence that Pisces people often have toward relationships. It comes from the fear that if you actually get to know the person that you’re in love with, then you will spoil that special magic that you have. It’s time to move forward or you’ll always wonder about what might have been.