1. "Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"
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2. "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them."
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3. "It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."
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4. "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"
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5. "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long."
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6. "Hey, girl. Are you German? 'Cause I wanna be Ger-man!"
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7. "I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."
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8. "Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!"
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9. "Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."
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10. "Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."
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11. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."
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12. "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
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13. "Hey, baby. Want a raisin? Sorry, none left. Perhaps a date then?"
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14. "My doctor told me I'm missing vitamin U. Can you help me?"
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15. "Go on; feel my jacket. It's made of boyfriend material."
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16. "Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection."
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17. "Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love."
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18. "OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"
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19. "Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning."
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20. "You seem like the kinda girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?"
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21. "Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle."
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22. "Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams."
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23. "I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?”
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24. "Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that ass."
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25. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?"
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