1. "I used to have one of those."
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2. "He's doing that all wrong."
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3. "Where did all these toys come from?!"
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4. "I'll have to try that with the couch cushion later."
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5. "When I make sounds like that, it's because I can't poop."
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6. "Why lift your leg like that when there's no — ohhh I see."
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7. "Can I have some?"
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8. "I sniff there all the time and she hates it."
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9. "Oh look, a sock!"
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10. "Maybe if I keep staring one of them will remember it's time for me to go. Like, go go."
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11. "So he can bite you but I can't?"
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12. "Why doesn't he understand I don't want to play fetch?"
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13. "What's he looking for in there?"
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14. "I did that to my chew toy once. It hasn't been the same since."
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